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Old 12-22-2011, 07:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2011, 07:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL SO TRUE.

Another thing I've noticed.

Guys don't give a damn about small things while girls will get on your case for doing something that I would never take notice of.
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Old 12-22-2011, 07:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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This is now a George Carlin thread.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

The main reason why Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

Men are from earth, women are from earth. Deal with it.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal, fucking is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell fucking?
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Old 12-22-2011, 12:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Guys don't give a damn about small things while girls will get on your case for doing something that I would never take notice of.
I can't speak for all guys but I can't possibly be in permanent battle state around girls. And yea us guys are dumb, girls please spell it out for us.


Hmm, I can't remember everything Carlin said, but off the top of my head here are a few I like:

Think of how stupid the average person is, then realize that half them are even stupider.

People want to save the world? How selfish can they be? The world is just fine, the people are fucked.

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it.

For big time, major league bullshit, nothing comes close to religion. (shitstorm approaching)
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Hi superhbman,
Great post on men and women and thanks for sharing with others.
It was a funny post but I am afraid to say I have to admit it :P Keep sharing!
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